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10/16/2023

Timey-Wimey

The Doctor Who decks are out now, and we're getting wibbly-wobbly with excitement, so join us in this week's timey-wimey issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(10/16/2023)
Timey-Wimey
By Nathan Long
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03/20/2023

Spring Has Arrived!

Spring is here and we're doing a spring cleaning of our inbox, so join us in this week's springy issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/20/2023)
Spring Has Arrived!
By Nathan Long
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08/17/2020

A Summer's Break

Summer doldrums got you down, while you are waiting for the Fall set? Have we got the answer for you! That is all the answers to those rules questions you had! So join us as we brew up some clever concoction of answers to those questions that have been heating up your summer MtG action!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(08/17/2020)
A Summer's Break
By Nathan Long
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09/16/2019

Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

They are back! The equinox is upon us once again and we are returning back to the future! This week we have another fantastic quiz article! So travel inside and test your mettle in this week's futuristic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/16/2019)
Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo
By Carsten Haese
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10/15/2018

Past Time to Dine

It is almost dinner time here at the Cranial Insertion offices and the last time we let Moko cook we had to deal with the stench for over a week. So we have learned our lesson this time and have him tied up in the basement during the meal preparation. However, we understand that you folks are still hungering for the answers to all of those burning rules questions! So read on in this week's flavorful edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (3 Comments)
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(10/15/2018)
Past Time to Dine
By Callum Milne
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12/05/2016

DEBT

It's not just a mnemonic anymore.

Straight to you from an undisclosed location, semi-live we are bringing you all the answers to your rules questions that you ever wanted to know and then some! Just do not trace this call... and you never heard from us, okay? So read on in this week's combative edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (5 Comments)
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(12/05/2016)
DEBT
It's not just a mnemonic anymore.
By Callum Milne
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09/19/2016

The Gift of Gifting

Join us as we give out the gift of answers to your rules questions! Once again we open up the boxes and go deep looking for the best question that will keep on giving all year round! So join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (2 Comments)
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(09/19/2016)
The Gift of Gifting
By Nathan Long
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02/23/2015

Under Plowed

or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team

Buried under both snow and piles of rules questions we begin to dig our way out. If only Wizards had created Silver-Inlaid Shovels instead. Join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(02/23/2015)
Under Plowed
or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team
By James Bennett
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02/16/2015

Bold Predictions

or, Future Perfect

Clouded the future is, always in motion. So to try and bring it more into focus we make some prognostications. Though admittedly, we should probably not let Moko use our crystal ball. So join us as we conjecture over your rules questions in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(02/16/2015)
Bold Predictions
or, Future Perfect
By Eli Shiffrin
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12/08/2014

It's Beginning to Look...

A Bit Disgusting

The halls are decked out with leftovers from our Thanksgiving extravaganza! In out cleaning up we found all of those rules questions you have been asking since before then and now it is time we answered some of them! So join us for some more exciting rules questions and answers, in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Just watch your step over there, we are not sure what is in that pile of stuff.

By Callum Milne (1 Comment)
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(12/08/2014)
It's Beginning to Look...
A Bit Disgusting
By Callum Milne
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11/24/2014

A Feast of Rules

You have been stuffing our inboxes with great rules questions. So while we get ready to stuff our faces, we are going to stuff your head with answers to your questions! No, Moko, no... stop that. So read on witch this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(11/24/2014)
A Feast of Rules
By James Bennett
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11/17/2014

Pumpkin Color Pie

or, Red Tastes the Best

Sugar, spice, and fall flavors. This weeks article continues with another helping of Commander rules questions along with a healthy slice of questions from Khans and more! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(11/17/2014)
Pumpkin Color Pie
or, Red Tastes the Best
By Eli Shiffrin
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